Fucking To Ultraviolence

Robert Paulson
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Robert Paulson
GuySpy Editor
July 2, 2014
7:00 a.m.

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I have read way too many mixed reviews of Lana Del Rey’s most recent album Ultraviolence. And if I am being perfectly honest, at first I was a little disappointed about the album. Granted, I had really high expectations to begin with. I couldn’t help feeling though that sitting in the back seat of a bus with my head phones on was not the way I was meant to hear the album. Clearly this was an experience built for at least two!

So I did what any twenty something twink would do, I hopped online and found someone to hook up with to it. You would be surprised how easy it is to find someone willing to fuck to Lana, especially out here in Montreal. However, Ultra Violence is a little bit more of a hard sell.

None the less, the album was a perfect fit for some passionate kissing, cute cuddles, and doing the dirty. In fact it was even better then Born To Die. My reason for that being that is the track order follows an arc of the perfect sexual encounter; a slow beginning, building momentum, climax towards the end, and then a cuddle song. Trust me, you’ll wanna try this!

Fuck ranking for Ultraviolence: A-

Come back next wednesday for another album you should be fucking to! Until then check the fuck playlists I made for you boys!

Robbie’s Weekly Fuck Playlist: Trap That Ass Up!

Robbie’s Weekly Fuck Playlist: Chillstep And Remixes!

Robbie’s Weekly Fuck Playlist: Ratchet As Fuck!

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Comments

GiantGentlemen
GiantGentlemen
3 months ago

Trilogy>Kissland>anything Lana#XO

contrivers
contrivers
2 months, 1 week ago

TRILOGY IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN KISSLAND WTF???