GuySpy is excited about the upcoming arrival of the hilarious Pam Ann. She’s making her way to Canada on her “Around the World” tour and we’d like to get you some first class seats!

From her most recent press release:
Comedian and celebrity air hostess Pam Ann continues to take passengers on thrill rides at thirty thousand feet above ground in her raucous one woman production.
Says the Sydney Morning Herald, “Glamorous, vicious, camp and larger than life, the bitchy yet heart-warming trolley dolly in tight candy-pink uniform, enormous hair, huge lashes and disco boots rules the skies.” So shut the F**k up, sit the F**k down, lock your seats in the upright position, and prepare for the ride of your life!

What happened to the golden age of Flying? When the ladies always wore heels, donned their finest couture, and had hairdos so big they could barely get on board. In those days passengers would sit in the cockpit drinking Champagne with the captain enroute to LA. The only exciting thing about flying these days is the thought of maybe not being able to leave the plane alive! Where’s the glamour? Where’s the fun? It’s here – PAM ANN will bring the thrill back into flying.

PAM ANN, A-list Air hostess to the stars, touches down again in Montreal (June 14th), Vancouver (June 16th and 17th), and Toronto (June 21st, 22nd, and June 23rd). Glamorous, glitzy, and wildly hilarious Pucci clad Pam has played sold-out shows on major tours through Europe, Canada and the United States.

We’ve got three sets of two tickets to give away, June 14 in Montreal, June 17 in Vancouver, and June 23 in Toronto. To win, simply tell us how Madonna describes Pam Ann. Be sure to check out the website for the answer!

Message your answer along with what city you’d be seeing her in — and no, we do not provide airfare or accommodation, JUST the tickets — to our contest profile: GuySpy:

It's GUY!

You’ll find Guy in one of the three cities where Pam will be doing her show. Just go to www.GuySpy.com and change your location to one of those cities to find him. The first guys to send the correct answer to Guy will WIN! It’s that easy. Winners announced June13, 2012 at midnight EST. GOOD LUCK!!