Humour Guyd: 25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

Morris Chapdelaine
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Morris Chapdelaine

March 25, 2013
4:22 p.m.

Step one: Surround yourself with gays and money. Step two: Drink.

1. Question everything.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

2. Assert your position as the center of the universe.

Assert your position as the center of the universe.

3. Never let societal norms dictate your drinking habits.

Never let societal norms dictate your drinking habits.

4. Delegate.

Delegate.

5. Appreciate your assets.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

6. Be a lady. Always.

Be a lady. Always.

7. Manage your time wisely.

Manage your time wisely.

8. Always see the bright side.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

9. Recognize that you are always, unquestionably, the center of everybody’s attention.

Recognize that you are always, unquestionably, the center of everybody's attention.

10. Be a glamorous, generous, giving person.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

11. Always take time to do what makes you happy.

Always take time to do what makes you happy.

12. It’s always fun to stir up trouble.

It's always fun to stir up trouble.

13. Always come prepared with a suggestive compliment.

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14. Never be shy about your one true love.

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15. Nothing works better than a well-delivered bitter insult.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

16. Recognize and assert your own irrefutable social domination.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

17. Make sure your enemies know they’re your enemies.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

18. Your opinions are always right. Always.

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19. Never hesitate to impose your will on others. You are, after all, the only thing that matters.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

20. Be painfully honest, no matter the cost.

Be painfully honest, no matter the cost.

21. If words escape you, animalistic noises always do the trick.

If words escape you, animalistic noises always do the trick.

22. Honor the people that matter most.

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23. …and forget about the people that don’t.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

24. Weakness is never, ever an option.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

25. And always, ALWAYS remember: You. Are. Fabulous.

And always, ALWAYS remember: You. Are. Fabulous.

Thanks to BuzzFeed.com for this great story!

Comments

Anonymous User
GarryRatchet (Guest)
1 year ago

unknowingly I feel I have lived within these guidelines. Wait to go Karen!

Anonymous User
Kchorro01 (Guest)
1 year ago

excelent