Have we all heard the delicious news yet? No? Well, our favorite Queen of Pop Madonna, MDNA, or simply Madge if you want to be casual about it, is dating a younger boy! Again. Yay! E Canada Now reports that the Material Girl is getting up close and personal with 26-year-old back-up dancer Timor Steffens.
At first I wanted to follow my number one dating rule of never touching a back-up dancer (Kevin Federline, much?), but then I saw what we were dealing with in the abs department, and just like a prayer, Madge took me there – and by there I mean to Google Image where I found this:
And then this:
And I get it. Now, not to give too much credit to the rumor mill, but if it’s true, nothing wrong with wanting to touch a good set of abs. Aren’t we all guilty of falling victim to a six-pack now and then; and I ain’t talking beers. Although, I can’t lie and say that alcohol has never been a factor in my own personal ab-touching adventures. But we’re talking about Madonna here, so I’ll leave that story for another time…
On another note, Madonna is also rumored to be working with Adele on her next record, to write “a grown up” album of ballads. Is the Girl Gone Wild now a woman with woes? So between dating a 2o-something and getting a bit more mature in her music, it looks like Madonna has found the perfect balance. Thanks, Kabbalah!