By now, most of us have seen “Magic Mike,” and reveled in the butts and buff-ness. But did anyone notice that Matthew McConaughey’s deliciously creepy “Dallas” character had a leather armband on his right arm? In gay lore, that means Dallas is an out loud and proud submissive bottom.

Dallas Does Dallas?

While we here at GuySpy can’t think of anything hotter than Matthew McBubblebutt sending us subliminal film messages, we can’t help but wonder if the film-makers just didn’t know the lingo. What stripper, gay or straight, wouldn’t know what that signifies? Private joke? Bad film research? Or Matthew’s clever poke at the gay community? While you decide, we’ll just revel in pure ass imagination.