I went into the store to get a long distance phone card yesterday. The store I get them in also gives payday loans and cashes checks so you can turn government checks into government ched.
I was waiting forever for the crackwhore in front of me to stop screeching at the poor counter girl because cracky wasn’t impressed with a $2 fee they took of her (what I can only assume was) her welfare check. She is swearing at the girl and calling her names telling her that she will get her and that she must be new because the people she usually deals with don’t charge her that fee. She told the girl that, because of the fee, she may want to exchange all the bills she just got for newer better ones; maybe ever get it all in dollar coins.
The manager came out to help me and the scary bitchpiece turns to me and says “Watch out, they will steal your money!” I told her I would be fine. She looked me up and down and said “Oh, I see! You’re pathetic! Make sure you get all of DADDYS money or DADDY will be mad at you!” I glared at her and told her I had an actual job that paid me money. She said “So do I!! I’m a lawyer so watch what you say! It’s called slander so watch out!”
At this point I laughed and she flipped out. She told me she was going to sue me and that she was in a program with a famous lawyer. As I was leaving I said “I’m sure you are in many programs. All 12 step ones.”