What happens when you send a horny porn addict aficionado with a camera to one of the naughtiest parties in the city? A LOT! However, there’s only so much I can show you without getting the censorship ax.
But don’t worry, guys, the photos you’re about to see are scandalous enough to be rated as #NSFW. You’ve been warned!
Here are the 10 reasons why I loved Hustlaball NYC 2013.
1. I got an enema shot from the one and only mr. Pam. If you don’t know who she is, you better start watching more porn.
2. I finally meet Michael Lucas. Oh hey girl! How you doing?
3. I was a “wrecking ball” and Mike Tanner went along with it!
4. Wolfy was there and made my night happier. Don’t you just want to eat that?
5. I was pretty much kissing every hot guy at the party.
6. I had backstage access… enough said. And Austin Wolf… Woof!
7. The kissing continued…
8. Did I mention there were hot naked men everywhere? The uncensored version here!
9. This happened…
10. And this too!!!
As you can see it was a BUSY night, and given the circumstances, I think I kept it classy-ish… overall.
Not just a pretty face