Story Courtesy Of Matthew Tharrett / Andy Cohen Is A Top, According To Anderson Cooper!
Things got a little weird on Tuesday’s episode of Watch What Happens Live this week, where heterosexual daytime talk show host and noted Rosie hater Kelly Ripa engaged in some wildly inappropriate discussion with Anderson Cooper about his circumcised dick and Andy Cohen’s preferred gay sex role.
Or, according to straight women everywhere, “girl talk LOLzz.”
Ripa and Cooper’s over-the-top commentary came during a “game” in which the three hosts tried to make each other feel uncomfortable live on-air. To Ripa, a straight white woman with zero filter, the best way to make someone feel uncomfortable is by objectifying them and mocking their sexuality.
Their conversation, presented without comment:
Kelly: “Are you circumcised?”
Anderson: “You’re flustering me! I’m flustered.”
Anderson: “I know a lot of secrets about Andy. I guess the one that would most surprise people is he’s a top.”
Andy: “Why, you think people think I’m a bottom?”
Kelly: “I don’t.”
Anderson: “Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying I think that would surprise people. And I don’t know this from personal experience, but from conversations I have had…I mean, it surprised me when I heard about it.”
Kelly: “Why is that a secret? I don’t think that’s a secret. For people who don’t know, at home, do you want to explain what that is?”
Andy: “No, I don’t want to.”
Kelly: “Are you sure?”
Below, watch Queerty’s exclusive footage of Cohen and Cooper enjoying an after-show cocktail: