Britney Spears Is Getting Her Own Holiday! Praise Godney!

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October 29, 2014
6:00 a.m.

Story Courtesy Of Alexander Kirk

As if Britney Spears couldn’t get any more legendary, we now get to celebrate Britney Day, bitch!

No, the holiday does not include chain-smoking menthols and shaving your head, but it will include a massive celebration in Las Vegas on Nov. 5!

According to Britney Spears’ official website, the event will take place at the LINQ Promenade where Britney will be presented with a key to the Las Vegas Strip and hold an epic outdoor concert/event for her fans…more specifically, for fans also named Britney.

“Britney is extending a special invitation to her fellow “Britney’s” (anyone named Britney with any type of spelling) to attend. The first 100 “Britney’s” who check in at the High Roller Wheel House with a valid government I.D. starting at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 5 will receive a pair of complimentary tickets to her performance at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino that evening, a commemorative keepsake, a complimentary ride on the High Roller (valid anytime on Nov. 5) and access to a priority area to view the event.”

So change your name, book your flight, and worship the Holy Spearit with me in Vegas.

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