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For Everyone Who Has A ‘Thing’ For Redhead Men (From BuzzFeed)

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October 2, 2013
5:38 p.m.
Story courtesy of Erin La Rosa and BuzzFeed

QUESTION: Are redhead men more physically attractive than other types of men?

QUESTION: Are redhead men more physically attractive than other types of men?

ANSWER: Fuck yes they are, to state the obvious.

ANSWER: Fuck yes they are, to state the obvious.
Ben Pruchnie / Via Getty

That’s because their red locks shine brighter than all the other colors combined…

That's because their red locks shine brighter than all the other colors combined...
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…seducing us like a bird of paradise’s mating dance.

...seducing us like a bird of paradise's mating dance.

Hello, I will be yours if you’ll have me?

Mmmm yes.

Mmmm yes.

Check out Thomas Knights’ Red Hot exhibition for more hot redhead action.

Good god, my pants just fell off.

Good god, my pants just fell off.

Thank you, Simon Woods, for reminding me how dumb pants are.

SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY, LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR… JUST ONCE IS ALL I ASK.

SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY, LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR... JUST ONCE IS ALL I ASK.

OK, OK. No more yelling. Ewan McGregor becomes frightened around loud noises.

OK, OK. No more yelling. Ewan McGregor becomes frightened around loud noises.
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And I don’t want to scare his ginger face off.

Yes, fixating on one hair color is a straight-up fetish.

Yes, fixating on one hair color is a straight-up fetish.
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And objectifying men is WRONG.

And objectifying men is WRONG.

But, like, so wrong it’s good…right?

But, like, so wrong it's good...right?

So fucking good.

So fucking good.
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Shhh… Benedict Cumberbatch… Just let me gaze upon you in peace.

UHMAHFUCKINGOD.

UHMAHFUCKINGOD.

And yes, I know that natural redheads are only 0.5% of the world’s population, so it’s not even a practical fetish.

And yes, I know that natural redheads are only 0.5% of the world's population , so it's not even a practical fetish.
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Shaun White’s like .0000001%, though, because he’s a ginger gold medalist many times over, a subcategory all its own.

They’re like beautiful unicorns that walk among us.

They're like beautiful unicorns that walk among us.

But whatever, I’m just going to be that person with a fetish who shamelessly objectifies redhead men. Whatever, I’m DTF with it.

But whatever, I'm just going to be that person with a fetish who shamelessly objectifies redhead men. Whatever, I'm DTF with it.
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BTW, haiii Michael C. Hall. :::kisses:::

Redheads with piercings are totally hot.

Redheads with piercings are totally hot.

Redheads who are royals: HOT.

Redheads who are royals: HOT.
Stefan Wermuth / Reuters

Redheads with guitars and beautiful angel voices: TOTALLY DTF WITH THAT.

Redheads with guitars and beautiful angel voices: TOTALLY DTF WITH THAT.
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Haiii, Josh Homme, let’s talk about doing stuff, or not doing stuff, just so long as we’re talking.

Redheads flaunting a touch of bicep: SUPER HOT.

Redheads flaunting a touch of bicep: SUPER HOT.
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Redheads with ginger beards who ALSO make you LOL… I JUST BLACKED OUT.

Frazer Harrison
Mark Davis / Getty

Way more blacked out.

Way more blacked out.

Don’t wake me up, I’m happy here, JUST LEAVE ME.

Don't wake me up, I'm happy here, JUST LEAVE ME.
Chung Sung-Jun / Via Getty

Hold up, hold up, I spoke too soon…

Hold up, hold up, I spoke too soon...

Rupert Grint’s magical mane is making me see the light again.

Rupert Grint's magical mane is making me see the light again.
Dominik Bindl / Getty Images

Also, here’s another cool thing about redhead men: Beach hair was basically made for them.

Also, here's another cool thing about redhead men: Beach hair was basically made for them.

But so was spiked hair, as Rob Kazinsky proves.

But so was spiked hair, as Rob Kazinsky proves.
Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

And on top of being breathtaking masterpieces, I’m sure that redhead men have great personalities, and are smart, or whatever.

And on top of being breathtaking masterpieces, I'm sure that redhead men have great personalities, and are smart, or whatever.

But I don’t really care about that right now, because I’m way too busy trying to wipe the drool away.

But I don't really care about that right now, because I'm way too busy trying to wipe the drool away.

Maybe Seth Green will let me use his tinge of ginge beard as a drool cloth?

Maybe Seth Green will let me use his tinge of ginge beard as a drool cloth?
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Seth? Help a lady out?

DROOLING.

DROOLING.
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I’m positively parched now. I need some water. Gah dahm, Kevin McKidd.

Instead of Eddie Redmayne, feel free to simply call him RILF*.

Instead of Eddie Redmayne, feel free to simply call him RILF*.
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(*AKA “Redhead I’d Like to French.” And by “French,” I mean that’s where we’d start.)

BONUS PIC: The prince with his royal hand by his royal ginger jewels.

BONUS PIC: The prince with his royal hand by his royal ginger jewels.
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I can’t with this right now…

And BECAUSE WE ALL NEED THIS: Here are Prince Harry’s ginger abs.

And BECAUSE WE ALL NEED THIS: Here are Prince Harry's ginger abs.
David Hartley / REX USA

MY BODY IS SO GODDAMN READY.

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GBGS (Guest)
8 years, 7 months ago

LOL
Love it.