Jan. 6, 2011, 3:34 p.m.
So, my neighbour is an actor type but I don't think he has been working much lately. He seems to be losing his shit. Well, not all of his shit because he has started placing some of his shit in the hallway that I share with him. Here is his latest piece of faggotry.
A humonganoid Styrofoam Oscar statue wearing a tie and TGIFridays flare!! I don't think I want to see that every day. Would you? I'm going to start decorating it with wigs and fake nipples and lip smacker.
GET A STORAGE LOCKER!!