GuySpy’s 2014 Olympic Male Athlete Hot List

Morris Chapdelaine
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Morris Chapdelaine

February 6, 2014
8:03 a.m.

It’s time for the greatest sports show on earth! All political issues aside, the Olympic games are a must see event for me- summer or winter. Sure the summer games has all those ripped track and field stars and those tight bodied gymnasts, but the WINTER games are all about skin hugging gear, sweaty hockey hunks, shaggy haired snow boarders and big thighed skaters of all sorts!

Anyways, enough with the descriptions, allow me to get right to the list!

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Sidney Crosby, Team Canada

This Canadian hockey superstar scored the winning goal in the 2010 games in Vancouver, Canada and cemented his role of Canadian sweetheart. He’s one fine looking guy I wouldn’t mind checking into the boards or stick wrestling with!

Tim Burke, Team USA

Tim Burke, Team USA

Biathlon. That means he’s got a LOT of endurance and is a really, really good shot. Sounds like a recipe for success to me. He’s team USA’s best bet for a medal ever in this sport. Keep an eye out for him face down in the snow, butt in the air and gun in hand.

Jesse Beckhom, Team USA

Jesse Beckhom, Team USA

Boom! Boblsled. Need I say more. Those arms. That smile. Oh, did I mention he holds a Masters Degree in Community and Regional Planning.

Lucas Eguibar, Team Spain

Lucas Eguibar, Team Spain

This stud from Spain is turning 20 on February 9th. 20! Happy Birthday Lucas. I’ve got a special gift for you, but you have to promise to take me snowboarding with you after the Olympics. Snowboarding. The BEST thing to happen to the winter Olympics. Ever.

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Jonathan Toews, Team Canada

Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey team. He’s the guy they all look up to and trust, and who team Canada will be leaning on for some big points. Oh, he makes something like 6 million a year. Handsome, strong, trustworthy AND rich. I think I’m in love…

JR Celski, Team USA

JR Celski, Team USA

This adorable short track speed skater is from Seattle, Washington. He’s got a smile that can stop ships and an ass that just wont stop. No. Seriously. Have you seen it? Do you remember the last winter Olympics? Here’s your official notice to set your DVR’s so you can pause the action and oggle to your heart’s content!

David Backes, Team USA

David Backes, Team USA

Another hockey player you say? Hells yeah! I can’t get enough of these boys. Look at that jaw line! This right-winger from Minneapolis is 29 and a second time Olympian. He’s also a champion of animal rights and started a charity called Athletes for Animals that looks for homes for abandoned or homeless pets. I know, I know…how can a guy that big be so SWEET. But it’s true…

Matt Margetts, Team Canada

Matt Margetts, Team Canada

Great hair? Check. Perfect teeth? Check. Super half-pipe skiing bad ass? Check! Matt hails from beautiful British Columbia, Canada and is a superstar and medal hopeful in this sexy Olympic competition. Oh, did I mention he sometimes likes to ski in his skivvies? It’s TRUE. Here’s a little photo from a year or so ago…

Matt Margetts catching some rays!

Matt Margetts catching some rays!

Jared Zezel, Team USA

Jared Zezel, Team USA

A sexy curler? But of course! Jared is a 22 year old curler from the US and is currently studying at Bemidji State University. He’s got a sexy set of eyes and can throw a rock with more finesse than most…it must be those big hands.

John Daly, Team USA

John Daly, Team USA

This super study Skeleton racer used to be a big BMX guy but soon found his path to the snow and ice. Of ALL the guys I;ve seen in skin tight suits this year, John fills his out his THE BEST. THE BEST! I mean, just check out that proud package.

Aleksander Aurdal, Team Norway

Aleksander Aurdal, Team Norway

This Norwegian god of men, is a Freestyle skier. An X Games veteran, Aleksander can do things on skis that will make you dizzy…that is if you get up on to the slopes after he greets you like this!

Chas Guidemond, Team USA

Chas Guidemond, Team USA

Yup. His name is Chas- so naturally he’s a hunky snowboarder. Snowboard Slopestyle that is- so be prepared for jumps, corks, rails, and more! If he boards like he photographs, I have a feeling he’ll be a gold medal contender.

Kevin Hill, Team Canada

Kevin Hill, Team Canada

Hello gorgeous! This Snowboard Cross competitor obviously has a need for speed. I have a need to get up inside those beefy arms of his. He’s 27 years old and an extreme sport aficionado.  Extreme indeed.

Jesse Lumsden, Team Canada

Jesse Lumsden, Team Canada

Wait. Is that THOR?? Nope, it’s Canadian Bobsledder, Jesse Lumsden. This ex football player is big. BIG. He’s also loud, passionate, and currently sporting a full bear-loving beard. Did I mention that he spends all day in that red spandex onesie?

So that’s my hot list. Did your favorite make the list? Did I miss anyone? Vote for your fave below and we’ll post more photos and information on the winner next week.

 


 

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