So it’s happened, you have recieved a text from your boyfriend saying “we need to talk” and you just know what’s coming.
At first you are probably freaking out. Maybe even a little angry.
But you need to calm down.
Try not to let it stew too much until you actually have a conversation with him.
And then when you see him try to act natural.
He will probably give you some bullshit break up line.
And you will want to be like..
But instead you should probably just take it.
Then act like you aren’t even bothered.
Even though on the inside you’re all like..
And don’t you dare offer to be his FWB.
Then go home and let out your rage in private.
Maybe even make a rage tweet or two.
Feel free to even eat your feelings.
Your friends will give you advice and you probably won’t want to hear it.
But soon enough it will be time to get back out there.
Maybe even get dressed up.
You could even try flirting with someone cute.
Who knows things might actually go somewhere.
You could maybe even invite him over to see if you connect.
Tell him he’s cute.
And if that doesn’t work, there’s always GuySpy!
Who knows who you could meet online!