How To Survive Valentines Day: The Single Man’s Guide

Robert Paulson
Authored by
Robert Paulson
GuySpy Editor
February 13, 2014
8:44 a.m.

So Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and you are single as fuck.

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And you’re probably feeling a little like this:

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Especially since all of your friends are happily partnered and shit.

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Which is making you feel like this:

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and maybe even make you want to do this:

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But chin up! We have got a list of ways that you can spend your Valentine’s Day!

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9. Eat your feelings. tumblr_lhth1rmTEG1qa48wxo1_500

 

8. Dance the night away.

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7. Invite over a *cough cough* friend.

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6. Download a virtual boyfriend.

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5. Pretend it’s not Valentines Day at all.

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4. Invite over all your single bitches.

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3. Watch old reruns of your favorite TV Shows.

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2. Go to a strip club.

tumblr_mqtmgdNyXB1qdie0jo1_400 1. Beef up your GuySpy profile and try to lock in a last minute date!

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Let’s be honest, V-day sucks for us single folks but it can’t hurt to try can it? Who knows what kinda of hotties you could run into, be it for life or just for the night.

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