Madonna Goes From Richie To Richest

Remember that time Madonna wore grillz to the opening of her new fitness club in Europe? Of course you remember, it was just last week, dummy. Anyways, it turns out the whole thing can be explained by the fact that Forbes just named Madonna the highest paid celebrity of 2013. Fun!

The story, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, reveals that Madge brought in $125 million between June 2012 and June 2013, meaning her gold teeth were actually a statement piece announcing to the world that she is the richest bitch in the biz-ah-ness (sorry, hard to say words with so much gold on my molars). When asked to comment on the great news, Madonna’s Grillz’s Publicist had nothing to say. In the world of M., silence is golden.