Yep, it’s that time of year. The 2014 Orthodox Calendar is here to remind you to be thankful, full of forgiveness, and filled with sinful thoughts.
You’re forgiven. After all, the calendar is in support of marriage equality, so making a purchase is next to godliness. Even if it doesn’t make you feel clean.
The video teaser is below, and we love the disclaimer that these men may or may not be priests.
And we must confess that we don’t care.
Like the song says, “Down on your knees, I want to take you there.”