I’ve dated ’em all but one of the best, well, most dramatic relationships I have ever had, was with a DJ who’s name I am unlikely to say!
As I now consider myself something of an expert on the subject, it’s time to share my knowledge!
You are gonna be known as DJ so-and-so’s bf.
But that means you get into clubs for free.
Everyone’s gonna be watching to see what DJ so-and-so’s BF is like.
Which is awesome if you can hold your own in a club.
But it’s not so awesome if you can’t.
DJ’s get to do lots of traveling.
But the money ain’t always great.
You’re probably gonna see some unsettling pap shots of your boo.
You’re gonna feel like every song is being played just for you.
But don’t try to dance with him when he’s spinning…
If you break up, you will definitely run into him in clubs.
But that does give you an opportunity to dramatically ignore him.
He will probably tweet shit about you when you fight.
But you will probably just laugh about it later. Hopefully.
You will have to deal with lots of guys wanting him.
But that’ll make you feel so bad ass about being the one to go home with him.
And at the end of the day, what have you got to lose?
I’m sure it’ll be fine.
Or at the very least, fun!
If it doesn’t work, out we’re here for you.