Sink The Pink: The 7 Sluts Of XXXMas

Danny Hilton
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Danny Hilton
London Correspondent
December 5, 2013
6:57 a.m.

Christmas means different things to different people. Perhaps your vision of Christmas is sitting around a table with the family eating turkey in a festive sweater, all “Dear Granny, please pass the sherry will you?”

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For London’s Sink The Pink, Xmas is about sluts. This Saturday they’re turning Bethnal Green Working Mens Club in East London into Bad Santa’s Grotto.

I asked the guys and girls at Sink The Pink to choose their five sluttiest, sexiest, and campest Christmas videos, and this is what they came up with.

The turkey can wait, I’m getting out my tinsel and jock strap…

Over to Glyn and Amy of Sink The Pink!

 

7. Mean Girls: Jingle Bell Rock

Mean Girls doing Jingle Bell rock is an inspiration to us and every young slut:

 

6. Cher: Baby Please Come Home

Christmas is NOTHING without a vocoder, sherry, camp, slutty outfits and Cher:

 

5. Girls Aloud: I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day

Shit lip syncs, boob tube dresses and painfully simple choreography, it must be Girls Aloud, love!

 

4. Spice Girls: Tesco Advert

We were going to say Spice Girls, ‘Christmas Wrapping,’ but them selling out to Tesco is way more fitting!

 

3. Grace Jones with Pee-wee Herman

The awkward eyes, acting and camp of Grace Jones coming out a box and singing ‘me and my bum’:

 

2. Destiny’s Child: 8 Days Of Christmas

If Beyonce wants ‘a pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring’ then gurl should get em! This is the ultimate Christmas video:

 

1. Mariah Carey: All I Want For Christmas Is You

Dat bitch Mariah has to be the number 1 Xmas slut! Every year, as the dollars roll in for her, we, her elf slaves keep sending the PRS money her way, like the corporate slave sluts to Xmas that we are!

 

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Find out more from the Sink The Pink website for more info on their revolutionary raunchy raucous events.

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