The Official Ranking Of The 51 Hottest Jewish Men In Hollywood

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November 28, 2013
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51. Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

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Funny guys are hot, and has anyone else written an entire song about Hanukkah? NO, HE GETS A SPOT.

50. Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen

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I just said funny guys are hot.

49. Mandy Patinkin

Mandy Patinkin

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Hi. Look at that beard. He deserves the No. 49 spot more than anyone else on the planet. Like, he is probably No. 49 in life of all hot Jewish men.

48. Craig David

Craig David

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He’s British AND Jewish. The perfect combination of ISHES.

47. Steven Weber

Steven Weber

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We are only at No. 47, guys. RELAX.

46. Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe

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ALOHOMORA! That is a spell that unlocks things, but it’s also me saying, ALOHA, I WANT MORE-A.

45. Jack Antonoff

Jack Antonoff

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A Jewish guy with a Mohawk? Now that’s hawt.

44. Daniel Day-Lewis

Daniel Day-Lewis

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YEP, ON THIS LIST.

43. Hank Azaria

Hank Azaria

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YEP, ALSO ON THIS LIST.

42. Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen

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Watch What Happens Live…at the reception for the Bat Mitzvah, am I right???

41. Joaquin Phoenix

Joaquin Phoenix

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Joaquin in a winter wonderland with this hottie. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*

40. Scott Mechlowicz

Scott Mechlowicz

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You know how your family wants you to marry a “nice Jewish boy”? THIS IS HIM. CONGRATS!

39. David Duchovny

David Duchovny

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He’s probably smiling because the matzoh he just ate was amazing and he’s really happy about it.

38. Scott Caan

Scott Caan

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A Jewish boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, it’s a beautiful thing to behold.

37. Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart

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HOW AMAZING WOULD THIS SILVER HAIR LOOK IN A YARMULKE?

36. Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen is actually not bad. Not bad at all.

35. Logan Lerman

Logan Lerman

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Remember when he was 13 and turned into a man, and now he’s 21 and he’s even manlier? That was cool.

34. Mark Feuerstein

Mark Feuerstein

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Doesn’t he always look so tan? It’s great that he always looks so tan.

33. Justin Kirk

Justin Kirk

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KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED.

32. Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha

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KID TESTED, MOM AND GRANDMA APPROVED.

31. Josh Radnor

Josh Radnor

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KID TESTED, MOM, GRANDMA, AND GREAT-GRANDMA APPROVED.

30. Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz

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Are you starting to schvitz? It’s GETTING HOT IN HERE.

29. Josh Charles

Josh Charles

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YUP, FULL ON JUST SWEATED THROUGH MY SHIRT.

28. Zach Braff

Zach Braff

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SERIOUSLY, GOTTA CHANGE MY SHIRT CAUSE IT GOT SO HOT IN HERE.

27. Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody

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He’s the Jewish Snoop Dogg. It’s a total slam dunk, home run, everything is awesome.

26. Noah Wyle

Noah Wyle

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SHALOM TO YOU, NOAH WYLE. SHALOM AGAIN.

25. Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller

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What he’s lacking in height he makes up for in looking REALLY GOOD IN GLASSES.

24. Ben Foster

Ben Foster

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SORRY, WHAT? JUST WAS LOOKING AT THAT CHEST HAIR PEEKING OUT. LET’S MOVE ON.

23. Andy Samberg

Andy Samberg

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Remember when I said funny guys are hot? I was serious.

22. Skylar Astin

Skylar Astin

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HEY SKYLAR, CHALLAH AT ME. LOLOLOLOL.

21. Jason Segal

Jason Segal

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He’s over 6 foot — ENOUGH SAID.

20. Eric Dane

Eric Dane

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More like GREAT Dane. Like the dog.

19. Michael Vartan

Michael Vartan

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No this isn’t Noah Wyle again, but don’t they look alike? Anyway, he’s made the top 25, GOOD FOR HIM!

18. Max Greenfield

Max Greenfield

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LOOK AT THAT PUNIM. (That translates from Yiddish directly to “sexy and stubbly face with thick eyebrows.”)

17. James Wolk

James Wolk

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If you could see his tuches you’d probably be like, WHOAAAA now that’s a tuches. (What i’m saying is he probably has a nice butt.)

16. Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum

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The reason you dress nicely for temple is because you may run into Jeff Goldblum at services.

15. Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd

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10/10 would run away with him to go live on a kibbutz.

14. Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf

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Shia LaBeouf? More like Shia L’CHAIM. TO LIFE. TO SHIA. TO LIFE WITH SHIA.

13. Jason Schwartzman

Jason Schwartzman

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*After first date* “MOM, DAD, I FOUND THE ONE.”

12. Joshua Bowman

Joshua Bowman

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I literally don’t even care that the sleeves on his jacket are the weirdest thing ever he is FLAWLESS.

11. Gabriel Macht

Gabriel Macht

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Your kids would literally be the best-looking children in Hebrew school.

10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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We’ve now entered the top 10 zone. Things are getting serious.

9. Adam Levine

Adam Levine

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Just needs a long-sleeve shirt to wear around the relatives and everything is totally cool, just a perfectly flawless face at the other end of the seder table.

8. Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield

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One hyphenated word: SPIDER-MAN. ANOTHER TWO WORDS: skintight costume.

7. Dave Franco

Dave Franco

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Are you seeing those eyebrows? LOOK CLOSER. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LUSCIOUS.

6. Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes

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SLKDJGNSASKJGNSDFLKJGN. This man was literally chosen by God to be perfect.

5. Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

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Did he just come in some perfectly wrapped paper BECAUSE HE IS A GIFT TO US ALL.

4. James Franco

James Franco

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*You gaze at each other during Shabbat and realize you don’t need electricity as long as you have each other.*

3. Liev Schreiber

Liev Schreiber

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WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS BEAUTY. I’ll begin with his manly nose and his manly facial hair and just overall manly perfection.

2. Bryan Greenberg

Bryan Greenberg

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THIS PERFECTLY FORMED HUMAN IS ALSO A READER OF THE TORAH AND OMG COULD IT GET SEXIER? LOOK HE IS PRAYING IN THIS VERY PIC.

1. Adam Brody

Adam Brody

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BARUCH HASHEM FOR ADAM BRODY. If there was a trophy for best Jewish boy in the world it would be sitting on his mantel right next to his Menorah. Amen.

Comments



Anonymous User
neil (Guest)
5 years, 6 months ago

Daniel Radcliffe is pretty open about the fact that he is an atheist.

Anonymous User
turnmeon (Guest)
5 years, 6 months ago

Mandy Patinkin? Maybe in YENTL!!!!!!

Anonymous User
The Cool Guy (Guest)
5 years, 6 months ago

Ummmm yes please! I will 2, 12, 14, 17, 32, 41, 42, and 51.. or maybe I’ll just take them all! Wouldn’t want anyone to feel left out 😉

lat98
lat98
5 years, 6 months ago

do you like to have it from the back say

GBGS
GBGS
5 years, 6 months ago

The person who put Lenny Kravitz at number 30 has serious vision problems

Getfucked08
Getfucked08
5 years, 4 months ago

My top ones would be Adam Brody, Skylar Astin, Dave Franco, Paul Rudd! Eric Dane, then last but not least Liev Schreiber