Top Or Bottom: How You Dance Determines It!

Robert Paulson
Authored by
Robert Paulson
GuySpy Editor
September 30, 2014
6:00 a.m.

Hey boys! Robbie, your editor here! I don’t know how true this story really is but it’s a curious way to look at what makes people a top or bottom… What do you boys think?

Story Courtesy Of Graham Gremore

How many times have you admired a cute guy at the bar or club and thought: Hmmm. I wonder if that dude’s a top or bottom?

Determing a man’s preferred position in the bedroom based solely on his physical appearance can be next to impossible. Sometimes the bottomest seeming bottom will surprise you by saying he’s a top. Or a guy you swear is a total top will leave you completely dumbfounded when he admits he loves being penetrated.

But according to blue-eyed British vlogger/anthropologist John Bird, a gay man’s preferred position can be decoded by closely observing the way he moves on the dance floor.

“Some people actually believe that they can tell a person’s ‘position’ from their gyrations,” says Bird.

Bottoms, he explains, use “smooth hip movements” not dissimilar to “a mating call,” whereas tops either don’t dance, dance extremely badly, or do so in a “very typical macho way.”

Watch Bird’s informative video, complete with dance move demonstrations, below.

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7 years, 8 months ago

Ridiculous. Why are we openly trying to force these labels on ourselves? You dance this way so you must be a bottom? Then it will go on, tops dance this way and bottoms dance that way. The gay community puts way too much emphasis on segregating and defining tops and bottoms. I know that knowing is kind of necessary, but these labels and all this “hot to tell if….” crap has got to stop. It doesn’t work, and is a load of stereotypical crap.